We have been told we have a head office (HO) directed by an NEC and we were told it would be the fount for the dissemination of the UKIP ‘word’ embracing all policy and modus operandi on all subjects political and practical, and the ‘word’ would be the truth to the world in general, no matter what the political and media fall out.

We were told when we had this presidential voice that it would be a gigantic sound, being able to speak to at least 500 million (billion?) and more citizens of mankind and would speak for all of us on a world stage. The ‘voice’ was so important that it would be heard more than that of Mr. Obama, more than that of Mr. Cameron, more than that of Mr. Blair and even more than that of (we are not good enough) Cleggy.

But … all we get/got is Mr. Silence personified.

We do not wish to be rude but we are sorry after this dereliction of duty and lack of performance that all we can say is the performance, at best, has the characteristics of a damp rag; you have the charisma of a low grade bank clerk and the appearance of a bad imitation of Banksy graffiti.

We would like to ask who you are? Who you even think you are? We rarely, even never, hear from you and certainly we do not have the pleasure or reassurance of seeing you in print.

Do you exist? Or are you just a narcissistic disembodied illusion, masquerading as a hologram all trapped within an enigma, like a Russian doll?

In this EU-inspired context of pretence – apparently fighting for Brexit but at the same time frustrating any form of member initiative, we say you are  culpable and dangerous, in fact your behaviour is akin to that of the quiet assassination of every UKIP effort to return democratic rule to the people of this nation; you give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘the enemy within’.

Just as with a company that does not perform or advance but nevertheless uses up scarce resources, is classified as a ‘Zombie’ company, you too must be considered as such an organisation. You spin, but you do not weave and are the inheritors of that title.

Not only do you not have a ‘voice’, but you also appear to be short on ears (we’ll not discuss the brain supposedly situated North of those facilities at this stage) but grass-roots members of this party have been speaking, yes, crying out for radical policies and now it is no longer sufficient to merely posture consideration then hide behind rules and party constitution.

We can say with confidence, on behalf of those grass-roots members, that we no longer know you, we no longer believe in you, we don’t want you and the sooner the ‘voice’ and its controlling dummies are put out to grass, the better!

Your only hope of partial redemption is to have allowed the leadership candidacy of Anne Marie Waters to stand and trust that sufficient members will agree with her radical policy of telling the whole truth about a possible/probable future Islamic insurgency via their population explosion (superior birthrate – it’s events, dear boy) and the introduction of the illegal Sharia law, plus correcting all the ills of FGM and unstunned Halal meat.

It is of critical necessity for UKIP that not only did you allow AMW to stand, but to signally show your support and acquiescence to her. If she does not become leader, we fear UKIP’s downward path will continue towards irrelevance and surely it will eventually fail and die.

And furthermore I quote  the following from  the 2010 UKIP Manifesto:

Be the party of the Commonwealth.

Ukip will seek to establish a Commonwealth Free Trade Area (CFTA) with the 53 other Commonwealth countries, The Commonwealth Business Council estimates that a CFTA would account for more than 20% of all international trade and investment, facilitating annual trade exchanges worth more than 1.8 trillion and direct foreign investment worth about 100 billion.

Yet the Commonwealth has been shamefully betrayed and neglected by previous governments, Commonwealth nations share a common language, legal and democratic systems, account for one third of the world population and one quarter of its trade, and Britain should not be tied to the dead political weight of the EU but return to its own friendly trade and cultural links.

and again the 2015 UKIP Manifesto:

Britain is not merely a European country, but part of a global community, the Anglosphere, beyond the EU and even the Commonwealth are a network of nations that share not merely our language, but our own common law, democratic traditions and global trading interests.

From India to the United States; New Zealand to the Caribbean, Ukip would want to foster closer ties with the Anglosphere.

We would seek to create  a more global Britain, fully able to  pursue her own interests!

Is UKIP still the party of the Commonwealth? This question has been asked before – result: HO silence – another attack of acute laryngitis we assume.

And yet that nice friend of Mr. Cameron with his speech at their notorious press conference (Back of the Queue – Back in your EU Box –The care home for elderly failed European Nations) Lose your Habeas Corpus and be forced into Corpus Juris and eventually cede your permanent seat on the Security Council to the EU, and oh yes get off my patch, there’s not room for the both of us when you once again join up with ‘your’ Commonwealth and again become a world power, not just in name.

We patriotic Grass Root Britons see and require this to happen following complete Brexit in 2019.

Will the HO ‘voice’ on this occasion break the habit of a lifetime and speak?